My dad should know he's a guy!
  • My dad: Why don't you have a guy?
  • Me: Because I'm mean.
  • My dad: You shouldn't be mean, it'll make you look stuck up to other people.
  • Me: I'm only mean to the assholes, jerks, players, and the meanies.
  • My dad: That's half the guy population.
  • Me: Exactly.